Because not all of my lj friends are members of austincommunity, I just had to share this humorous lj entry:
Limited Edition Barbies for Austin

Scary thing is, I can think of a couple of individuals who fit those stereotypes. However, they're also missing:
UT Coed- wearing burnt orange, comes with cell phone
Red River Emo- dressed in black, with piercings and tats, with a free pack of Camels included
Delltron- Dell ID, buttondown and khaki pants