24 First Avenue, b/t First and Second Streets
First, downstairs in the Fortune Cookie Lounge:
Clams Casino and Neil O'Fortune Present...
The Gameshow Speakeasy: What's My Job?
On the third Thursday of every month at 8:00, downstairs in the intimate Fortune Cookie Lounge, Neil and Clams bring you their classic guessing game that has been a live downtown hit for nearly two years! A panel of NYC's nightlife favorites (from burlesquers to bloggers) join forces and attempt to guess the identity of regular New Yorkers—and of fabulous celebrity mystery guests! (Past mystery guests have included Martha Plimpton, Zach Galifianakis, Mo Rocca and Randy Jones, to name just a few—who knows who you'll see next month!) And every month a contestant is drawn from our audience, so you just might get to come up and play the game for fabulous prizes from our sponsors!
Then, at 10pm, come on up to the Fortune Cookie Cabaret where we have
STARSHINE BURLESQUE!!!
Little Brooklyn and Creamy Stevens present
May Babies!
Toro! Toro! and a few Geminis
celebrate in their birthday suits at
Starshine Burlesque
Featuring:
Julie Atlas Muz
Harvest Moon
Gigi LaFemme
Fritzi Collins
And the two ladies who bring you a fabulous different show every week
Creamy Stevens and
Little Brooklyn
Hosted by : Tigger
Starshine Burlesque takes it off every Thursday night at The Fortune Cookie Cabaret in the back room of Lucky Chengs. Enjoy a cocktail before the show show as go-go sensations bump and grind to the irresistible sounds sounds of the turntable. On stage Starshine turns up the heat with their “patented blend of boobs and amazement” - a variety show of eye-popping striptease, magic, and vaudevillian antics.
A different show every week...
of comedy, music, dance and good old fashioned burly-Q!
When: Every Thursday
Where: The Fortune Cookie Cabaret, In the back room of Lucky Chengs, 24 First Ave, New York City
Time: 10pm doors & pre show go-go • 10:30 show
Price: $10 seats at the door / $17 reserved seating
once we receive payment we will email you a ticket with your reservation number.
Advanced tickets must be purchased by 4:00 pm day of show.
Pre show gogo : It's a Little Stormy
will rev your engine before the show even starts!
Sexy Gatekeepe : Pop Pistol
womans the door and manhandles you
Adorable Stage Kitten: Misty Rivers
Plier of Potables: TBD
Stage Manager: Noah D’Klein
Master of Light and Sound : The Fresh Prince of Darkness
Clayton Cubitt, whose photography I've blogged about a bunch of times here on BoingBoing, writes...
“Lagos Calling”, (above right) mixing African tribal style with working class British skinhead punk style. My good friend and constant collaborator, René Garza, and I had this idea about five years ago, and just finally got around to doing it last year. It felt good to get it out of our heads.But then, later, Clayton updates his post:I don’t know when the idea for the Gnarls Barkley video “Going On” (above left) was hatched, or shot, but it’s just coming out now and bears a striking resemblance to our inspiration. I think this is a lovely happenstance, and it’s happened to me before.
I’m a firm believer in artistic “multiples”, as Malcolm Gladwell writes about scientific discovery in The New Yorker...
It looks like I spoke too soon. Turns out the production people for the Gnarls Barkley video were taking their inspiration from our shoot after all, and even contacted my stylist Rene’ in April to ask him where he had sourced the beaded African accessories. They didn’t bother hiring him for the job though, or crediting either of us for the advance “art direction.” You’re welcome anyway, Gnarls! Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, after all.Link.
I have spent most of the past 15 years in the dark side of the rising sun. Until three years ago, I was a crime reporter for the Yomiuri Shimbun, Japan's largest newspaper, and covered a roster of characters that included serial killers who doubled as pet breeders, child pornographers who abducted junior high-school girls, and the John Gotti of Japan.LinkI came to Japan in 1988 at age 19, spent most of college living in a Zen Buddhist temple, and then became the first U.S. citizen hired as a regular staff writer for a Japanese newspaper in Japanese. If you know anything about Japan, you'll realize how bizarre this is -- a gaijin, or foreigner, covering Japanese cops. When I started the beat in the early 1990s, I knew nothing about the yakuza, a.k.a. the Japanese mafia. But following their prostitution rings and extortion rackets became my life.
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On May 18, 2001, the FBI arranged for Tadamasa Goto -- a notorious Japanese gang boss, the one that some federal agents call the "John Gotti of Japan" -- to be flown to the United States for a liver transplant.
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Three years ago, Goto got word that I was reporting an article about his liver transplant. A few days later, his underlings obliquely threatened me. Then came a formal meeting. The offer was straightforward. "Erase the story or be erased," one of them said. "Your family too."
I knew enough to take the threat seriously. So I took some advice from a senior Japanese detective, abandoned the scoop and resigned from the Yomiuri Shimbun two months later. But I never forgot the story. I planned to write about it in a book, figuring that, with Goto's poor health, he'd be dead by the time it came out. Otherwise, I planned to clip out the business of his operation at the last minute.
I didn't bargain on the contents leaking out before my book was released, which is what happened last November. Now the FBI and local law enforcement are watching over my family in the States, while the Tokyo police and the NPA look out for me in Japan. I would like to go home, but Goto has a reputation for taking out his target and anyone else in the vicinity.
I like on the southside of Austin.
Does anyone know where I can get my oil changed relatively cheaply?
Thanks in advance :)
Cheers
I am working right now on promoting a book, Every Single Girl’s Guide to Her Future Husband’s Last Divorce. This book provides a nuanced outlook on learning more about assessing your future husband’s divorce and what that means for you as you are embarking on a new journey with him. This is very useful information about custody, alimony, child support, personal finance and step parent issues. This is your guide to ensuring the success of your new marriage!
If you are interested in reviewing this book, please email me at chelseasterling@gmail.com I look forward to hearing from you.
And I come back with another question. :P So I wanted to see how I did getting the cup out. I got it out without much pain but I was so focused on it not hurting that I totally flew blood everywhere (the floor, the wall, the sink, you name it and there was blood)... that was sort of embarrassing and gross even though no one saw it but me. Then I spent maybe a minute getting it back in (I was sort of in a hurry). Apparently it didn't pop open enough to make a seal. Which I found out about an hour ago. It was actually painful because of it and burned a little. I went back to the bathroom and spent at least 20 minutes trying to get it back in. I would get it in and it absolutely would not seal itself. I tried all the different folding techniques, I tried using cold water, hot water, crouching down, propping one leg up on the sink, tried twisting the stem, tried squeezing the base, tried pushing it in as far as I could get it, and just nothing would work. I had to have put it in and taken it out at least 15 times, and it just won't be nice and work for me.
Another question that I had while browsing the memories... how likely is it to get a UTI from the cup? I'm not really that prone to them (which is why I don't feel the question in the memories really helps me) but I've gotten a few. I get them usually if I don't pee after sex. Is there a way to lessen the risk without a prescription of something? I was diagnosed last Monday, May 5th, with a UTI and have been taking amoxacillin for it, and maybe it is just from all of the abuse from my not knowing how to use the divacup right, but I feel like it's coming back.
So again, your help is super appreciated. :)
JOHN SHIRLEY "known for astonishingly consistent and rigorously horrifying work, addresses the terrible ease with which we modern Americans have learned to look away from pain and suffering... And while the matter of his stories is often shocking, his manner is calm, restrained, the prose attitude-free and precise, its characteristic sound a minor chord of sorrow and banked anger. His fiction, however, is only sometimes recognizably horror, as Shirley was also one of the primary cyberpunk writers, in company with William Gibson, Bruce Sterling and Rudy Rucker." His "lost cyberpunk novel" Black Glass, is due out in August from ESP books, with the urban fantasy novel Bleak History from Simon & Schuster to follow. John Shirley also wrote several suspense novels including Spider Moon and The Brigade, and won a Bram Stoker Award for his collection Black Butterflies. His best-known science fiction novels are City Come A-Walkin', the Eclipse trilogy, and A Splendid Chaos.Link (Thanks, Rina!)DANIEL MARCUS has published around twenty short stories in literary and genre venues, including Witness, Asimovs, Science Fiction, Realms of Fantasy, ZYZZYVA, and F&SF. Most of these stories will be collected in Binding Energy, appearing soon from Elastic Press. A finalist for the John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer, his short fiction has been nominated for the Pushcart Prize and placed in the Asimov's Readers' Poll Top 10. His nonfiction has appeared in Wired, the San Francisco Chronicle, on Boing-Boing, and he is a graduate of the Clarion West Writers Workshop. After a spectacularly unsuccessful career attempt as a saxophonist, Daniel earned a Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering from U.C. Berkeley. Currently a technology executive for a digital multimedia firm, Daniel lives in Berkeley, California, and he has authored more than twenty articles in the applied mathematics and computational physics literature, although the three are not mutually exclusive. Binding Energy is already garnering high praise, such as this from Mike Driscoll at The Fix: "If he deploys the mechanics of SF and fantasy, it is as a mean to explore worlds and mental landscapes defined by disconnectedness and isolation, by degradation and deceit, by love and its absence. This is not to say that these stories are filled with gloom and despair. Quite the contrary, most of them, despite their degraded physical or spiritual terrain, are marked by a sense of hope and possibility."
Lounge and cash bar open at 6:00 PM
7:00 PM readings
The Variety Preview Room
The Hobart Building, 1st Floor
582 Market St. @ Montgomery & 2nd, by Montgomery St. MUNI/BART
Entrance to the Hobart Bldg. is between Citibank and Quiznos
Libraries that use DRM are submitting patrons to the onerous and unethical legal terms involved with purchasing, installing, and using software such as Microsoft Windows and the Windows Media Player. In the case of Microsoft Windows, this entails agreeing to terms that allow Microsoft to delete software and data that the user legally owns and has created or installed on their own machines. For a library to require their patrons to agree to such End User License Agreements as a prerequisite for gaining access to its collection is an injustice.Link (Thanks, Joshua!)These software requirements drive the sales of DRM technology vendors, such as Microsoft and OverDrive, providing an incentive for patrons to discontinue using software and materials that do not impose DRM. The common argument that DRM and proprietary software are necessary because publishers require them becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, because the library is using its own market power to encourage their use, hurting the emergence of competing alternatives in the process.
( I will sing, sing a new song )
- Mood:
amused
The Skullduggery & Skin Show
*twisted magic*sexy sideshow*classic burlesque
Wednesday, May 14th
@ Fortune Cookie Cabaret - 24 First Ave (1st & 2nd st) In the BACK of Lucky Chengs!
10pm - $10
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Starring:
Gal Friday
The Five Alarm Fire of Burlesque!
Will pop the eyes right out of your head with her classic burlesque & sizzling striptease!
Albert Cadabra
The Superior Sideshow Magician
Witness his unique & twisted brand of magic with your unbelieving eyes!
With Special Guests
of the Week:
Jellyboy the Clown
The Living Cartoon
Jellyboy returns to NYC with more madcap mayhem and a brand new act sure to have you on the edge of your seat!
Molly Crabapple
Top notch NY Burlesque performer takes it off with style and class.
All of this amazing LIVE entertainment plus drink specials, prizes, games and an awesome wait staff wrapped up into one incredible show,
The Skullduggery & Skin Show.
DJ Suitcase gives us the beats
And the door will be manned by the manly "Pirate Tony!"
Link“Early on, when SL really got going, it looked like it was going to be a huge playground,” says Amme. “I thought personally, who needs a second life unless you don’t have a first one?”
Although SL retains a large recreational component, with fantasy, racy nightclubs and sex, the science islands have distinguished themselves as places to connect with the “outside” world. Scientist-avatars guide students through formal university educational programs — such as the University of Denver’s master’s degree in environmental engineering — or create exhibits designed to demonstrate scientific principles. Navigational tools let users zoom in and around objects, making SL a convenient place to investigate phenomena that would otherwise be hard to visualize or understand. Avatars can, for example, initiate chemical reactions with a touch of their hand, watch a tsunami form or stroll through the internal structures of a cell.
I have some documentation that needs to be reviewed by a party with a "fiduciary" duty (i.e. legal counsel) but I don't want to just pull someone at random out of the yellow pages... a lawyer with more reasonable rates would be much appreciated as well... I don't need a litigator, just someone to answer my questions and guide me around any potential pitfalls.
Any recommendations would be much appreicated!
P.S. Also, if you have personal experience w/ the lawyer (and aren't feeling too shy) can you drop me your name so I can say who referred me?
- Mood:
anxious - Music:Broke For Seat

George W. Crane, MD, was a marriage counselor and wrote a syndicated national newspaper column called "The Worry Clinic." He developed a test in the late 1930s called the Marital Rating Scale -- Wife's Chart. Here's the fist page of the test.
The test was designed to give couples feedback on their marriages. Either husbands or wives could take the test, which rated wives in a variety of areas. For instance, if your wife "uses slang or profanity," she would get a score of five demerits. On the other hand, if she "reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress," she would receive 10 merits. The test taker would add up the total number of merits and demerits to receive a raw score, which would categorize the wife on a scale from "very poor" to "very superior."Link (via Mind Hacks)




“Early on, when SL really got going, it looked like it was going to be a huge playground,” says Amme. “I thought personally, who needs a second life unless you don’t have a first one?”